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"Oh, hi, sweetie! Do you need the sink?" htly as she squirts soht, et my own place

"Mom, seriously? I just ate lunch Do you want ustedly as I avoid looking directly at them

"Tyler, studies have shown that a man and a woman who share si and fruitful sex life,"his glasses up higher on his face

"I shaved your father’s balls for the first tioing strong twenty-six years later and our loveis more passionate than ever,"my head at them, I keep my eyes averted as I head over to the built-in desk on the other side of the kitchen

"I like the feel of s this for centuries," my dad adds

Really, their behavior shouldn’t come as any surprise to me at this point My parents, Donna and Nick Branson, are sex therapists There was a time when I attributed my love of sex to their constant discussion of the topic, but noorry all this "sharing" is going to one day seriously effect ot ho their clis crossed like they were attending church services, screa each other’s names in different pitches to see which one sounded the best

Ignoringthrough the desk drawers, tossing papers aside as I go I grow more and more frustrated as I open drawer after drawer, and ets more andfor and get the fk out of here, vegetables froe will soon be added to the ht’s salad

Where the fk is it? I swear there was a copy in here

"Sweetie, what are you looking for?"

Glancing up fro the drawer closed "I need soet fired froain? I told you they were going to be angry about that"

Geez, you have one runway show after hours and everyone loses their shit

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