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I roll et into the car

"Believeabout clothes, shoes and purses, I would be all over that shit"

As we head towards the mall, I try not to think about Tyler or howto set uy andworld, here I come

Chapter 4 – You are NOT the Father

"I’d like to thank the Academy for this illustrious award," I speak into the inary tie "I’ of the Dapper Dildo Award"

Do they give out awards at Seduction and Snacks? Eh, if they don’t now, I’m sure they will after I’ve been in their employ for a feeeks

I can’t contain my excitement as I think about the fact that I have a real job A real, honest to God job that I can be proud of and brag to people about on the street I- all the sweater vests I could handle and plenty of hot pieces of ass hitting on y dudes, but whatev They appreciated a good thing when they saw it

I’ve been trying to get my foot in the door at Seduction and Snacks ever since I found out Gavin’s family owned the business I s sex I’ve committed to memory the name, cup size and favorite sexual position of every female pn star of the last decade I’s fetish, from sacofricosis and ederacinism to mucophilia and oculolinctus I’ve even volunteered onfor new Seduction and Snacks products I have the organic plaster they were tinkering with for penis row hair on my balls for three months A few ree burns I sustained on my taint when I tried to use a hair dryer to re a few pubes led to Liz realizing my full potential

Maybe now that I have a good job, Ava will stop being such a bitch and sleep withmy cell phone off of ood news

Hey there, loose labia Wanna carpool in to work to lot

Satisfied that my neill thaw a little of the ice in her veins, I toss ood copy of my birth certificate

Yes, I live in the baseht cable channels, access to all the pn ht Seriously, ould I leave?

Opening the door at the top of the stairs that leads into the kitchen, I stop inup on the counter with his feet in the sink and s