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"So what’s neith you? Still sleeping with Tyler the Turkey?" Charlotte asks with a laugh

ICharlotte a little secret about so hi down on hi hatever holiday is closest The blow job in question was right before Thanksgiving Tyler really got into the spirit of things, gobbling like a turkey while I had his dick in iblets"

Do you see nohy I kicked hiht? How can I possibly continue to sleep with soht we agreed to never speak of that again? And no, I’ave him the boot and told hi myself another cup of coffee

"Didn’t you tell hiain after he told you to lick his little puhs

"Fuck off," I e of subject How’s married life?"

Charlotte rolls her eyes "Shut up We’re notin sin and finish each other’s sentences – close enough It’s cute and disgusting all at the sa to propose on Christmas"

Her eyes widen and her mouth drops open "Oh, my God Do you think he will? No, there’s no way! It’s too soon! We’ve only been living together for a few months Holy shit, what if he does? What should I wear?"

It’s iddy and in love that it makes me want to punch her in the throat I’m happy for her and Gavin, I really am They have been friends since birth due to the fact that our parents are best friends and we all grew up together A few o, they each decided it was tis about one another They both went about it the wrong way,a list of ways to prove their love to each other instead of just coy best friend pretended to be her boyfriend and Gavin pretended he was dating so the shit out of a dude in the bar one night and calling hiinaman It was a hotup for the last few ether It’s so perfect I want to gouge h to admit that I’m a little bit jealous My only prospect for love is a hts his farts on fire and has a membership to a pn -of-the- world and forget about Tyler once and for all

"I’ll take you shopping for the perfect proposal outfit, and I’ll even buy it for you if you help ht a lot, we still have one thing in coht up at the idea of going to the rab onto it and we shake, uy in ht Do you have so on the tight, low-cut shirt I’ that barely contains ht below h stiletto boots

"Neverat Sluts R Us"

She leaves me no choice but to wrap my arm around her neck and put her in a choke hold

"Goddammit, cut it out, assle!" she yells at ins s her hair, both of us screa

"STOP BEING SUCH A BITCH! I CAN’T BELIVE YOU-hey, is this the new Mossi out of the neck of Charlotte’s coat

"Yes! I got it on sale at Target Isn’t it cute?" she asks, her head still down by

"You should have paired it with some skinny Seven jeans and those black Steve Madden puust," I tell her, finally releasing lehold so she can stand

She s our tussle and stares at me like I’m crazy "How is it that you can precisely recall what I wore three o but you can’t re away frorab my keys off of the counter "It’s not that I’ how that "

"What was I wearing ent to the Pink concert?" she asks

"Septe waist dress with nude, Valentino couture bow platform pumps," I reply as I head out of the kitchen and towards the front door

"October 15th?" she asks, following me outside towards my car

"J Brand skinny stretch jeans, black Stuart Weitzreen Donna Karan ¾ length t-shirt," I rattle off easily as I unlock er side door, staring over the top of the car at me in awe "Jesus Christ, you’re like the Rain Man of fashion Why the hell are you working at Seduction and Snacks? You should be taking over Nordstrole" style="display:block" data-ad-client="ca-pub-7451196230453695" data-ad-slot="9930101810" data-ad-format="auto" data-full-width-responsive="true">