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"No, this time it wasn’t my fault They claim my birth certificate is a fake Can you believe that? As if," I coot hired at Seduction and Snacks I start tomorrow and need to take a non-fake copy in"

Mysome silent communication shit before my dad hefts himself out of the sink

"I think it’s ti a towel fros

"You’re right It’s time for me to make dinner Who wants rabs her ar her to face him I watch in confusion as he whispers a feords to her before they both turn to face ins

"Dude, this isn’t the end of the world," Gavin tellscold water on my face in his bathroom

I showed up at his and Charlotte’s aparto and have been in the bathroo to calm the fk down

"Not the end of the world? NOT THE END OF THE WORLD? I don’t knoho I am! I don’t knohere I ca off the water and reaching blindly for a towel

My hand brushes up against one and I quickly bring it tooff the water that drips down my lips and chin

"Oh shit, I wouldn’t use that towel if I were you," Gavinevery inch ofthat maybe I can rub away the memory of the words my mother spoke to me

"Tyler, your father isn’t really your father I, um… I don’t actually knoho your real dad is,"anyone at the time, so I went to a sper anyone, Ilots of sex"

"Son, what yourto say is that she was sexually adventurous in her twenties,"to be honest with hiht,"one I was young, though, and that’s what you’re supposed to do – sow your wild oats I also went through a short lesbian phase, but that’s beside the point"

I sank down into one of the chairs at the kitchen tabled and stared at them "How in the hell did this happen?"

"Well, I picked out the speret on the table withthat looked like a turkey baster and shoved it up my-"

"NO! JESUS CHRIST, NO! Not that part! How the hell don’t you knoho my father is if you used a sperm bank? Don’t they keep a record of that shit?" I asked in confusion