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Me: He shit inside ie This tells oing through your closet Because I already am

Georgia: You can wear anything but s

Das will be worn today

For all I knew, those leggings were an inside joke about Kline packing a foot-long in his pants, but whatever I’d make those stretchy pantsin Central Park just to make sure my twat left her mark

Gross? Definitely

But should I res as his litter box?

Point made

Georgia: Wait Why did you bring an overnight bag to my apartment?

Me: Because I’ The Asshole

Georgia: That still doesn’t answer my question We just asked you to check in on Walter and feed him twice a day, not move in

Me: Yeah, but I can’t ruh your kinky sex box at my apartment

This was ia’s bluff I had no idea if she had a freak-a-leek box of goodies, but I was real curious She had always been a bit reserved when it ca Dick inside Which honestly surprised the shit out of ave it up to Kline, he would become a permanent fixture in her life

To quote Phoebe Buffay, Kline Brooks was Georgia’slobster

Okay, so the profanity was all mine The lobster part was a la Friends

Needless to say, I was the over-sharer in our relationship Georgia had nailed down the “I don’t kiss and tell” role froot fro her blush

Georgia: Do NOT go through my shit, Casshead

Me: But this vibrator looks really cool And a ball gag? Shit, G, I didn’t know you had it in you Color ood on you