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I laugh at Riley’s antics Screith Dreill never get old

“Anyway,” Riley continues, as if Drew isn’t belting out sitcoht now, “that still doesn’t explain why you’re so miserable What happened?”

“She refuses to give me a chance,” I explain “She likes to reets According to her, we’re just friends-with-benefits, which is complete bullshit That may have been the initial plan, but that went to hell the second I slid inside of her and had a goddaful conversation with her about being so more, she senses it and distracts me with her boobs”

Drew decides to stop acting like a three-year-old and joins the conversation again “Ooh, now this I can get on board with Tell me more about Rainey’s boobs Those beauties are real, aren’t they?”

“Fuck off, Drew”

He laughs “So, I’ll take that as a yes What color are her nipples? I’ve always iht?”

“I’ the color of her nipples with you, asshole Or any other parts of her body”

“Damn, you do have it bad,” he muses “I mean, it’s clear that you’ve had the hots for her A blind man can see that But I didn’t realize it went beyond that I thought you annoyed the shit out of her How in the hell did you e to convince her to sleep with you?”

I shrug “She’s the one that suggested it, actually”

“No shit?” Drew and Riley ask simultaneously

“No shit”

Cara, AKA Watermelon Tits, arrives with our appetizers and lays thes,else?”

I don’t les her tits init Cara and I got biblical a few months back, and sheis, for the first time in my life, I have no desire to take her up on it

I shake lass “I’ll take another one And you should probably keep ‘e”

“Of course, Brody” She takes uys need a refill, too?”