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Yes, I do

Rainey has been avoidingto talk to her the other night after we finished having sex, but we both crashed almost instantly By the time I woke up, she was already at work I have no idea how the hell she ht sleeper All I can say is that I , you know Google it

Yeah, yeah, I knohat you’re thinking I should’ve talked to her before the fucking coround Well, you can just fuck the hell off with your admonishments There’s not a dude alive that would’ve done any differently At least not a respectable one IT’S ANAL If a wo that tasty carrot in front of your face, you do not turn that shit down Butt sex is always awesohter channel, but that night with Rainey was one for the record books It’s definitely going to be a featured member in the spank bank

“No, he’s right,” Riley insists “There’s so the salanced at our waitress’s water?”

“Fuck off,” I mutter

Thank God we decided to er for this conversation I wave our waitress over and order three fingers of whiskey

Riley narrows his eyes “Wait a minuteI know this look This is about a woman, isn’t it?”

“What e

“Because you’ve been a miserable sonuvabitch,” Riley replies “And I’ve been in your shoes, so the signs are pretty easy to recognize”

“Whatever,” I mumble

“Holy shit!” Drew shouts “This is about Rainey, isn’t it? You finally tapped that, didn’t you? Hoas it?”

I glare at him It’s not like Drew and I, or Riley and I for that matter, haven’t discussed our exploits in every porny detail before, but I don’t like hearing him talk about Rainey that way And I’ive him the play-by-play Sadly for me, my silence speaks volu

“I knew there was so behind that kiss at the zoo!” Drew says excitedly “When did this happen? How did this happen?”

At tiuess there’s no point in trying to bullshit my way out of this Thankfully, my new drink has arrived

I down half of the aulp “Do you need a refresher course in the birds and the bees, Drucilla?”