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“A whatta?”

“I said there’s a wanker in your yard! And it has a pair of big testicles!”

Nan tries to get up again, and I wince at how badly I feel about not going over to help her Not to mention the fact that we TP’d the poor woman’s yard

Betty finally notices Nan’s struggle and, with a huge groalks back over to the cart, unloads the scooter from the back lift with a switch at the side, and then helps Nan climb from the cart onto the scooter

Finally back to the crime in question, Betty walks over to the yard penis, and Nan folloith a zip of her throttle When Nan finally understands what Betty’s been talking about, she screeches, “Oh, for heaven’s sake! Is that huge rooster shooting a load of jizz on my lawn like a TP Ron Jeremy?”

Carly looks at me ide, comical eyes, and between one blink and the next, hersmile I’ve ever seen And then, she buries her face into s

“Don’t laugh,” I whisper down to her and wrapto h”

Obviously, my order only makes her lose more of her hold on her tenuous control, which only makes her bury her face more into my chest

Shit I hold a hand over my mouth and try like hell not to lose it I e

But it’s really hard not to find the hu at each other about dicks and balls and porno flicks

“Shit, Carly I’m not sure whether I should be pissed at you or kiss you for dragging me into this”

My words draw her gaze back to hter subside

With our eyes locked, it feels like ti around us doesn’t exist

Carly stares at ue sneaks out and licks across her bottom lip

Fuck s about this woedand irrefutable evidence and presented it to judge and jury

“Kissup and towardup on her tippy-toes “Kiss me, please”