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“Ryan!” she whisper-yells as she tosses one of her rolls over the first pal for? An invitation?”

Shit I cannot believe I’ to do this?

Carly giggles softly, her face dalee She’s fucking ridiculous and possibly insane, but she’s also so adorable, I can’t help but want to be near her And near her right nowtoilet paper over every surface I come in contact with

Despite resistance from every rational cell inside rass with one ar the white paper dae to Nan’s laith every step I take

By the time I reach Carly, she’s moved on to the second pal the paper around the bushes

We get through three ator moves to the middle of the yard while I finish up the column on the porch

When I hear her cackling, I look over iant outline of a penis

Oh, sweet

I can’t not laugh, and I’ve al is definitely punishable by law, but when the fa off in the distance catchin my chest like a motherfucker

“Shit! Carly!” I shout as quietly as humanly possible

But she’s too busy adding balls to her masterpiece to actually hear me

“Carly!” I say again to no avail, and when I spot the faint sight of two tiny headlights in the distance, I drop the rest of the toilet paper and sprint to the middle of the lawn

“We have to go!” I tell her, and she turns to look at me with a tilt of her head