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My new favorite thing ever

"Why do all the party goers look as if they just played pin the tale on the donkey and the donkey kicked the over at the table my friends sit in silence I don’t want to tell him that Mom crashed my party in every way, but I don’t have to, because the sliding glass door opens and my mother walks out in a black bikini and floppy hat She’s still holding a glass, except this one is full to the bri tone

"What?" she snaps loudly

My father stands and holds onto ht and I can’t tell that even though hiswhere he talks through his teeth because his lips are

"FINE!" Comes a shout from inside the house followed by a crash A few ave up and was about to just tell et worse when the door opens andout of the house Not in a suit Not in a jacket Not in a tie Nope My father Senator to his very core Was wearing long black swi else

Shirtless

My FATHER Shirtless

"CANNONBALL!" He shouts as he leaps off the edge of the pool and launches hi his knees to his chest as he crashes into the water, sending water splashing over the edge like a tidal wave, co me and the picnic table where my friends sit in total shock

Followed by total laughter

"Now let’s see who has the best splash,"the water froes Winner gets extra cake!"

"Mom said that we shouldn’t eat cake Said it will make us fat"