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"I would pay to see that," Uncle Drew adds

"Eeeeew, seriously?" I ask in disgust

"Dude, not you That’s just gross," he reassures me "But Jenny? Totally You should put Jenny on your site taking her clothes off I’ve already got a few good shots of her ass on my cell phone I can send you"

He pulls his cell phone out of the back pocket of his jeans and starts scrolling through his pictures "Oh, ot about this one Remember e rented the dolphin costume and recorded that public service announcehts up "Yes! The pasa! That was soback and forth between theht PSA It’s pronounced pasa," Aunt Jenny adds

"It’s not pronounced anything, babe It’s just called a PSA It’s an acronym," Uncle Drew explains

"Do I even want to ask what this dolphin PSA is about?"

Uncle Drew sits down at the table next to Aunt Jenny and looks atfar and wide People just have no idea what is happening right under their noses It’s scary and dangerous and they need to be aware Jenny and I took it upon our selves to educate the world I can’t believe you haven’t seen the video It’s been all over YouTube"

Aunt Jenny nods and grabs Uncle Drew’s hands "We read an article about it online and we just knee had to do soers of dolphin rape and we posted it online We’ve received a ton ofus for our information"

"I’ other dolphins?" I ask in confusion

I know I’ this

"What? No! That would just be silly Ava, this is about dolphins raping people Surely you’ve heard the news," Uncle Drew adds

"Every ninety-six seconds someone else is raped by a dolphin Innocenta day at the beach and then BAM! A dolphin latches on and doesn’t let go They may seem like sweet and innocent creatures but let me tell you, they are not," Aunt Jenny says with a shiver

Uncle Drew reaches over and wraps his ar her in close "Your aunt had a close call with a dolphin last year on vacation She doesn’t like to talk about it very much"

"It was the worst day ofher face in Uncle Drew’s shoulder

Every day I wonder how in the hell my parents became friends with Aunt Jenny and Uncle Drew Today, I am completely baffled