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Jim stares down in horror at the pen in his hand that he took from me and then suddenly chucks it across the room He ju half the bottle of liquid soap into his hands before scrubbing them furiously

I roll my eyes at him "I didn’t stick that pen up my ass, don’t worry You do know that we carry a very nice line of butt plugs here at Seduction and Snacks, right?"

Gavin lowers his hands fro Pinky Pleasure or Butt Tower? Because there is a huge difference between those sizes"

"Bigger than a Q-Tip and smaller than a bread basket," I tell hi," Carter says, with a thoughtful expression on his face "What aisle are butt plugs on again?"

Gavin screa his hands up over his ears

"Wait a eneral curiosity or are you sleeping with so his hands on a paper towel

Don’t look suspicious, don’t look suspicious

"Oh, you know, just keepingthrough the glass doors next to Ji at no one

Jim doesn’t turn around; he just narrows his eyes at me

"I swear to all that is holy, if I find out this has anything to do with Ava, I will shove my fist up your ass," he threatens

"Whoa, slon there, Ji yet"

Carter leans closer to Jiar Claire on hiives me a sinister look and I feel a bead of sweat run down e and always shooting perverted innuendos her way did not end well forto have a Mrs Robinson fantasy about your best friend’s ht out of a fking horror s she whispered inme part of the next Human Centipede movie if I didn’t cut that shit out Nohenever she walks in the room, I have PTSD flashbacks of that day in her house when she made me clean the kitchen floor on my hands and knees and then had arden hose out back to teachwith older women

Lesson learned

Before Ji into the pocket ofnervously when I see it’s the sper me back