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I’o home and live with your mother and sister," the evil Hispano cop continued

And I’m all, "No way!"

And all three of the their heads at me And Foo, who is out of handcuffs now, is all, "Abby, you have to go with them You’re still ayou home"

"And if that happens, we’ll have no choice but to drop a ha," said Cavuto

And Foo’s all, "And to defend ourselves we’ll have to tell everyone about everything So we’ll all be hosed and e shaved cat will own the City, plus our relationship and stuff would be strained"

And by "and stuff," Foo meant that ould lose the love lair and no one would take care of Tommy and Jody, and Foo would have to becouy in prison We were owned

I was all, "I blame my mother"

I offered my wrists to Rivera for the cuffs

And they were all nodding, and "Sure," and "That works for ood with that"

But Rivera didn’t put the cuffs on me

And I’ood-bye?"

And Rivera nods, so I start to lead Foo into the bedroom

And Rivera is all, "Out here"

So I unzip Foo’s pants

And Cavuto grabs ive Foo only a ood-bye kiss that brushed his lips like a breeze from the tomb and left a little bit of a black lipstick streak on his cheek

And I’et you, Foo They may tear us asunder, but our love will endure for eternity"

And he’s all, "Call et home"

And I’m all, "I’ll text you on the way"

And he’s all, "Abby Normal, you rock my stripy socks" Which was totally romantic, because he doesn’t wear stripy socks I cried and my mascara melted in sorrow

Then Cavuto’s all, "Oh for fuck’s sake" And he starts to lead oes, "Is that your tricked-out yellow Honda downstairs?"

And Foo is all, "Yeah"

And Cavuto’s all, "You know it’s full of rats, right?"

And Foo’s all, "Yeah"

And so I am a prisoner of the dreaded Motherbot and Foo faces the menace of Chet alone Gotta jet, ic Marker a pentagram on her shaved head L8erz

RIVERA

As they alking away fro Abby Nor in the Fillmore, Cavuto said, "You know, if I’d had Allison there around when I came out to my dad, I think he would have understood a lot uys"

"If the vampire cats’ victims turn to dust, most won’t even be reported unless so Cavuto’s train of thought would head on to the next station

"She’s so obnoxious," said Cavuto "Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body"

"Maybe if we get a cadaver dog," said Rivera

"Okay, but don’t bitch about how the car smells later, because I want chili and onions"

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

"Cadaver dogs You were saying we should go to the ballpark and get cadaver dogs for lunch"

"I was saying no such thing I was saying we should get a dog that’s trained to sniff out cadavers to help us find the clothing of the victims"

"Oh," said Cavuto, who didn’t want to think about vaers for lunch then?"

"You buy," Rivera said, as he popped the locks on the unht blocks down Fillmore Street toward the Marina, before Cavuto said, "She’s right, you know? I alasses and took a few seconds adjusting theh "I’lad you decided to co your six-foot-three-inch, two-hundred-and-sixty-pound, growling gay personage for the last fourteen years would have never betrayed your true identity, given my dull, homicide detective powers of observation"

"Your sarcasm is the main reason Alice left you"

"Really?" Rivera had wondered Alice had said because he was too h of a husband, but he had suspicions about her testimony

"No, but I’m sure it was on the list"

"Nick, in all our time as partners, have I ever indicated that I wanted to discuss your sexuality?"

"Well, not beyond using it to threaten suspects"

"And have I ever offered to share the details of my sex life with Alice?"

"I just assumed you didn’t have one"

"Well, that’s not really relevant I’, I’m fine with you just the way you are"

"Mantastic, you h I was thinking irls"

"Well, you can’t hit her, she’s a kid," Cavuto whined

They found parking in a garage near Barney’s Rivera pulled into a no-parking spot (because he could) and shut off the engine He sat back and looked at the wall in front of them

"So, vampire cats," Cavuto said

"Yeah," said Rivera

"We’re fucked," said the big cop

"Yeah," said Rivera