Former pop star Heather Wells has settled nicely into her new life as assistant dore--a career that does not require her to drape her size 12 body in ely skimpy outfits She can even cope (sort of) with her rocker ex-boyfriend&39;s upco nuptials, which the press has dubbed The Celebrity Wedding of the Decade But she&39;s definitely having a hard ti with the situation in the dormitory kitchen--where a cheerleader has lost her head on the first day of the semester (Actually, her head is accounted for--it&39;s her torso that&39;s AWOL) Surrounded by hysterical students--with her ex-con father on her doorstep and her ex-love bo her with unwanted phone calls--Heather welcoets her ain with the gorgeous PI ns the brownstone where she lives--it&39;s all good But the ator into a shadoorld And if she doesn&39;t watch her step, Heather will soon be singing her swan song!