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“Are you sure about this?” Ellen asks “I mean are you really, really sure?”

“Yes,” I say “I am 100 sure” That’s a lie, but I need her to believeme makes me more sure

The app that is open onme that as soon as I hit the button h I think I’h I could always deletethat I won’t be able to take back

But it doesn’tto do this I want to baby, and if this is the only way formyself, I push the button and watchinto cyberspace

I don’t feel any different Whenso to feel soe But I never have “Well,” I say, “that’s that”

Ellen puts her ar to start swiping now?”

That’s a part of the rules Heartility is basically like Tinder but forto be spere first It’s a neat idea, with all the round checked so there’s nobody on the app looking to prey on women, and the fact that they’re actually fertile and able to complete the mission, so to speak But let’s be real, it’s all upside for the men Free sex and no commitment

“No,” I say “I think I’ to need some wine before I do that”

“Well then, let’s go get some wine”

I laughed “That’s okay, I’ve got some here”