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CHAPTER ONE – HALLEY

Nobody Needs An Orange Jumpsuit

Sometimes, I just have to tell myself that it isn’t worth the jail time

It’s so I’ve told h school There was that tier brother to put a snake in my locker just because she kneas deathly afraid of theht I had a crush on her boyfriend

I totally did have a crush on him, but was it worth the panic attack I had after?

No No, it was not And, just like she wasn’t now, Lindsay was not worth any jail ti her in front of a bus

Look We’ve all done it, okay?

There’s also the ti a bitch of a period, and my stepbrother had eaten my ice-cream

That was the closest I’d actually coe, for what it orth, and my memory of the event was now so a spoon at hiht have cut open his forehead

He ate my ice-cream

On my period

Actually, that’s one situation that would have been worth the jail time

Also, my stepbrother is an asshole, so he deserved that shit

Noas standing in thebooth that would be my home for next week As of Monday, between the hours of lorified tent, and a to put two dollars in my bucket

I, Halley Dawson, was the Creek Falls Kissing Booth Champion This year was my fifth year in the contest, and I had no intentions of losing my crown anytime soon

I took my role as resident kisser very seriously Seriously—I just about had stock in toothpaste companies at this point My dentist was probably the best-paid dentist in town, and I had an ashau for this moment

As for being the reigning champion, well, it wasn’t like it had any kind of effect on le to the point that the only date I had ith the raccoons who lived in the woods behind my house

Hey, they were reliable They showed up every night on my back porch at ten pm sharp for their peanut butter sandwiches

We had a bit of a deal I left theht, and they’d leave my trashcan alone