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Not what I expected ti in three blockbuster hits last year, but successfully pulling off the longest suon with boy band AD2

I knohat you’re thinking, boy band AD2? OH MY GOSH Seriously, shrieks aren’t o all ape-shit on me, I’m out Like, seriously out To be fair, I’m incredibly done with both of them I couldn’t care less that De — ishell of a mess this last summer

I don’t freaking care if the world is ending and the only place that’s safe is Seaside, Oregon I’ No chance in hell

Wait, back up Did er just call me a man whore?

“Pardon?” I tossed hed as another text alert went off Seriously The girls loved land

WNNA MEET UP? CANDY

I hit ignore and stuffed the phone back into my pocket

“As I was saying…” Peter cleared his throat “You’re turning into a—”

“—whore, got it” My phone went off again; I held up ht, Peter” My phone blinked another ain? Nope, this was froiant—

“—Jaymeson!” Peter snatched the phone froany desk “People want to like you, they really do It’s just…”

My phone beeped underneath Peter’s hand With his face turning an interesting shade of purple, he picked up my phone and threw it into the rubbish bin Seriously? That was my fifth iPhone in three weeks!

“What the hell!” I lunged for lared Uh oh His nostrils were flaring; that only happened when he was royally pissed Last ti lectured on why it isn’t socially acceptable to wear leather pants to a funeral Shit, call it a culture barrier Irespectful Then again, it was probably the Megadeath shirt I wore along with it that sealed the deal for me

Maybe I should go back to England on an extended holiday Anything to get rid of Peter

So what? People thought I was aup and down Sunset Boulevard witharound s in life

“We done?” I asked coolly

“Not by a long shot” Peter’s nostrils flared again as he pointed his finger in ether, Jay this time”

“My shit is just fine Thank you,” I retorted with a rin

He cursed and ran his fingers through his hair

I stood and stretched “Look, I’ up heroin and snorting cocaine and slapping tattoos on their asses that have misspelled words Compare me to them and I’m…” I exhaled “Mother Theresa?”

Wow, good one I smirked

“And now you’re blasphemous,” Peter ot another think co Look” He thren a few of the tabloids Pictures of me littered theht in the gut