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So, what can I tell you about the leading fella of this little tale?

With a chiseled jaw, svelte physique, and striking green eyes, he’s alreat sense of humor and i gold

He’s a bit of a workaholic, but he’s s whip

This ible bachelor that would’ve made Prince Harry look like a British schmuck before he committed himself to one beautiful American for the rest of his life

No offense to the royal ginger, but he ain’t got nothing on my homeboy

And if the world’s hospitality industry were stationed in Buckinghauy wouldn’t even be Harry No way He’s a Willia way

His last name stands for a billion-dollar empire, and my buddy will one day take the throne and be in control of all of it We’re talking the kind of success and appeal that would give that dude who hosts The Bachelor a boner

Yeah, Chris Hansen would definitely tent his pants over this guy

Wait Is Chris Hansen the host for The Bachelor, or is he the one who catches sex predators in a staged kitchen with cookies and Kool-Aid?

Meh It doesn’t really matter

What matters is Mr Mystery

All he needs is a woman who can show him there’s life outside of the office

To help hie him

To bust his balls and call him on his bullshit

A sexy, curvaceous wo mind

And you knohat? I have a feeling, a gut instinct so to speak, that just ets…

This reatness of an introduction, but this is one hundred percent his story And hers too

Fluffing hell, guys You’re in for one hell of a ride

Greer

It’s the end of Decele of the calendar—and still, I findbusiness attire rather than paja member of society

Insanity, I tell you

A notification pings on lance at the screen After spending the entire night in my office—with the door locked because, you knoeirdos—and then rushing ho the news frorim