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Ruby

At twenty-eight years old, I, Ruby Rockford, have reached a point in ent and o to find happiness and co

Woof--woof

You think I’? I’m not

Let me paint you a picture

Hypothetically, let’s say there are tos simple, we’ll call them Happy Woman and Annoyed Woman

Happy Wo, and reat job she loves, fantastic friends, an A Fido is the only man in her life

Fido is a very good boy

He is house-trained, likes long walks in Central Park, and whenever Happy Wo, ready to greet her Her furry buddy loves nothing rief

Basically, things are fucking good in Happy Woman’s world

Now, let’s take a look at Annoyed Woman

Instead of Fido, she has a man…and well, we’ll just call hireat friends—she even has Amazon Prime and Netflix—but her boyfriend, Mr Dick, takes up all of her time with his bullshit

He never calls when he says he will, gives so nals he could add so cocktail, and when it coot none, hon He’s all about the fucking chase, the big challenge, but once he gets Annoyed Woman in his bed, his interest turns lackluster at best

It’s a classic tale of a fair e, it happens way too fucking often

Even…for me

Because I’m not the Happy Woman in this scenario—no, I’m not even close

Happy Woest manwhore in New York City and expect it to last She has Fido, for goodness’ sake! She knows better!

And unlike me, she’d never dive headfirst into a relation-shit with akneas bad news from the start

I mean, what kind of psychopath puts thelife and anticipates getting anything other than heartbreak in return?

The myriad of delusions it takes to convince yourself you’re different—that you’ll be the woman who turns his world upside down and sets hi short of comical

Honestly, it’s ridiculous—absolutely absurd to think abroken hearts all over the world just because he uts and willpower to pretend he doesn’t have any effect on her

It’s irrational thinking at its finest, and I’m ashamed to admit…I’m the crazy one

When it co, philandering coe