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I shrug

“Well, we’ve never straight up said ‘Dude, you in a for a threesoies, pulling a train, gangbangs, fisting and bukkake, in case you’re interested What can I say? We’re dirty bastards when there are no women around”

Alyssa makes a face and shakes her head

“Ugh, I don’t even want to know about some of that stuff”

I grin at her

“I think you do, sweetheart You’re exactly our type of naughty girl Trust me, you’d like some of it”

She rolls her eyes

“So it was just generalized coh?”

I nod

“Yeah, we’d reference our fave porn stars and that kind of thing”

Alyssa pins me with a look

“Did you ever h? In relation to a threesome?”

I decide to tell the truth

“I have,” I say slowly “I did say that I thought youspit-roasted, and Bart was definitely interested”

“Spit-roasted?” she asks with confusion “What’s that?”

“You,” I say “Laid out nude with one cock crammed in your mouth and one crammed in your pussy That kind of spit-roasted”

My girlfriend goes beet red and trembles a little, but I can tell she’s aroused

“Oh my God,” is her scandalized whisper “I can’t believe it Spit-roasted Who even kneas a thing?”

I shrug and sain

“I think you would like it, sweetheart Just saying”

She takes a deep breath, obviously trying to get a hold on her e to me specifically?”

I shrug

“I reat you are, and how lucky I auy stuff”