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“That’s the bitch Well, she uess who’s been seen all over Paris with Drug Stoner?”

“Lala Grinada?”

“You got it, sista”

“Oh” Pandy listlessly rubbed the sun creaest this inforood to be true after all “I guess that explains it, then He’s with Lala Grinada” She sighed dralass of ruerator “Meanwhile, I a Stoner duhts in a row And that was after the pepperoni pizza!” she shouted through the kitchen island to SondraBeth

“I hate her!” SondraBeth shouted back “I hate her for what she’s done to you”

“Her?” Pandy asked, strolling back outside “What about him? He’s the one ore he’d never be with another actress again”

SondraBeth raised one eyebrow “Obviously, he lied Fucker” She held up her empty cup for a refill

“Dickwad,” Pandy seconded, taking the cup and returning to the kitchen for the pitcher It felt good to swear; to be juvenile in the face of rejection Indeed, it felt so good that she had to do it again “Rotten rat bastard son of a pimp-nose!” she shouted

“Ha! What is that?” SondraBeth called back

“Joseph Heller Catch-22 My sister and I memorized it ere kids I lass She looked at the pitcher, thought, Fuck it, and brought the glass and the pitcher back to the terrace “Lala Grinada? Pleeeeeze She literally has three hairs on her head And she’s not even a good actress” Pandy put down the pitcher and took a sip of SondraBeth’s drink before handing it over “Even if she were okay, he still wouldn’t respect her He basically told me he couldn’t stand to be around any actress”

“He said that?” SondraBeth’s eyes widened as her expression froze

“Oh, coe I’m sure he didn’t mean you”

“I wouldn’t care, except that you don’t knohat it’s like You really don’t know”

“I’m sorry”

“You never even co the creator of Monica would be like being a parent Going to the set would be like going to watch your kid’s baseball game”