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She had five hundred neitter followers That was odd It usually took weeks to accumulate that many new fans She checked her notifications and suddenly understood why Henry had been in such a panic There were dozens of tweets and retweets about her new, un-Monica novel—including several requests for interviews, along with encouraging missives fro crunchy chocolate chip cookie,” StripeSavage had tweeted

What? Oh no, Pandy thought It wasn’t that kind of book Should she infore wouldn’t be disappointed

“Wonder what SondraBeth Schnoill think?” another fan had inquired

To which Pandy was tempted to reply: No need to worry about SondraBeth Schnowzer This was true According to Google, SondraBeth orth eighty million dollars This Pandy believed, despite the fact that according to Google, she herself orth the astronomical sum of forty million—when in fact, the truth was at least one deci to use this erroneous infor of their divorce, however

“She’s worth forty million!” Jonny had screamed

“There is no evidence of this money There is no record of it in bank statements, tax returns, or payment stubs,” Hiram replied

“It’s on the internet,” Jonny had retorted

Pandy shook her head in disgust

She looked down at her phone and tapped in her usual response regarding SondraBeth: “Luv Her!” followed by three sparkling emoji hearts in Day-Glo colors

She moved on to her texts Several friends had sent photos fro on the floor with her legs up in the air There was a close-up of Suzette’s enor, which she in turn had posted to Instalife The photo had more than ten thousand likes

And finally, a text from Henry: “Where are you? Call me”

Pandy rolled her eyes She was still feeling annoyed with Henry

The first few notes of the the, indicating that she had an actual phone call Expecting Henry, she was relieved to see it was Suzette

“Honey, is that you?” Suzette screeched

“Who else would it be?”