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Mom seriously needs to cut the cord

She’s acting like I flew back over the ocean, never to be seen again, when in actuality it will only take me twenty minutes to drive home when she wants to see me and twenty minutes for them to visit

I knew I should have applied to NYU…

I’ the silence stretch

“Ro out a microphone “Hello?”

“I’”

“About what? Tell your mother”

She’s always saying that: tell your uts and confess all of my sins

Sins Ha!

The list would be ely short, not that I’

I’d have to leave my desk chair to cos s

Freedom to make some bad choices

“About…” How excited I aarlic bread”

“Oh stop It’s so easy I can practicallydeal”

I roll my eyes at her false modesty

“Have you met anyone yet?”

Met anyone? “What do you mean?”

“You know,” Moes “Girls”

“Mo my left wrist “Five hours”