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The guys all smiled and waved

“Why don’t you all introduce yourselves?”

I noticed they went in the same order every tilish, they all spoke English, which just made lish… enough to communicate

Would it have been so hard for soive me a hint? I mean, at least Jay only kept the ruse for a few days!

Even Sookie was responding in English True, he struggled a bit uys, and I’d yet to hear Kai respond, but the other interview had been a uys but still ed to answer in a way that would please fans

My ears burned for the truth as much as my entire face heated with embarrassment, pretty sure I talked about childbirth my first day

I pressed ertips to uys finished introducing themselves

“Okay, first question,” prompted the interviewer I learned his naoes to Kai Is your hair real?”

Kai’s s as he paused, most likely to translate in his head into what he wanted to say “What do you think?”

Annnd cue perfect answer

Son of a bitch! I was killing them all!

ALL OF THEM!

Dead!

DEAD TO ME!

Fu so hard I was surprised it didn’t just explode in my hands as Kai pulled his hair froh it; no doubt they’d make it slow motion in the edits

Bastard!

He winked at the camera

They were in for so that van ride home

No, they didn’t owe , but at the very least, we should have a ht?

Next up was Jay, whonored it

Sookie’s question was about his favorite junk food He struggled a bit, often looking to Rae to help hiations

Okay fine, Sookie could live

I’d buy hiive every other er while Sookie and I drove off into the sunset, shoveling food into our mouths until ere sick

And then I’d replace every single thing in their fridge and freezer with freezer-burned chicken breasts and broccoli

Merry… freaking… Christmas!