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Carla

I sipout over the city Even though it isn't nighttime, and really, that's when 230 5th Avenue is the , the view is still awesoarden, the city stretching out in every direction?

Can I just say, it’s way cooler than listening to Lisa and Ashley drool over their boyfriends, and their ginor out right now I have to wonder if they’re going to get aruards to follow them around and protect them from thieves Those fuckers are massive

I’ an eye out I mean, talk about a safety hazard!

Not able to stand another , I finally blurt out, "So I went out on a date last night!" They quit coh to turn and look at me

Finally

"It was a bust, though," I adent alcohol soothe my nerves Really, who could expect to be happy after such a date?

"Ahoney What happened?" Ashley takes a sip of her drink, her ring flashing in the sunlight We were under an uht, and of course I had on ht seeht to me

I ignore it I can't exactly ask Ashley to take off her ring—her sy, eternal love for her CEO Blech How boring is that? I can't iht as well fall in love with a banker

I a in love with a banker

"Well, I met him at Flash Factory – you know, that dance club over on West 28th Street? Anyway, he was pretty hot and heavy withhis dick was, and then we go back to ust "His dick was three inches long! I've never seen such a pathetic thing in my life!"

They just bust up laughing and the alcohol in the Long Island Iced Tea allows h, too It's funny Noelve hours later

At the time? Not so much

"So he's one of those real dicks–" they start laughing again so hard, I have to shout over the course, they stop laughing abruptly, trying to hear what I' that into the hustle and bustle of the restaurant Everyone stops

Dead silence

All eyes on me

I closemy best ostrich imitation, but only if an ostrich can turn about seven shades of red

What

Ever

Finally, the restaurant e, and laughing, and working, andforward, I shout whisper, "So he's refusing to go down on , so there we are in bed, and like, what the fuck was I supposed to do with him then? I threw him out, told hiht with a good round of Slick"

"Slick?" Ashley asks, befuddled "Who's Slick?"

"My 8-inch dildo, re together She'd been there when I'd bought my best friend Surely she remembers

"Oh, right! I forgot I haven't used ot about hi off into space, trying to remember, and all I want to do is throw ood drink like that, but c'mon Did she have to rub it in?