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It's dripping off onto the floor

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Yeah, this is going to be a great way to start the day

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MarketWatch Journal Flash Update

The financial world was stunned yesterday as the King of Wall Street was caught without his clothes

Literally

In what a display of personal hubris and poor luck, a caan to auto Company's financial news show, Market Pulse

Thisbut understandable to network executives as it overrode the current broadcast of the news prograht Mason Kane, CEO of one of Wall Street's most powerful investment banks, in an intimate moment with his interviewer, Stacy Sawyer

The two proceeded to continue unknown that they were being broadcast to millions of viewers across the nation and culreatest and most watched episodes of the storied financial news show

Retribution against the network however was fast and swift

Despite the fact that the network apologized profusely as network executives went on the air and detailed exactly how their system had broken down—the cameraman who had taped the live interview had left the room on an errand and had not been present to switch the caovernment officials on both sides of the aisle condemned the network and Mr Kane for what they termed "lewd and lascivious conduct that defiles the sanctity of the public airwaves"