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You want the flashing lights? Go to fucking Herald Square

You want shopping? Again, go try SoHo, TriBeCa, or Midtown near Macy’s Hell, go to fucking Columbus Circle

But there is one thing that Times Square is known for

Sex

Plenty of fucking sex all around here if you just knohere to fucking look

Say, you want to go to a peep show? Well, actually, not much use for ladies at peep shows, but if you know that specialwoo over to 8th Avenue and look left, and right next to the fucking Port Authority Bus Ter peep shows there where he can jerk off to a girl in a roo herself while little peepholes allow people look in

Want to buy some porn? You’ll find that all over 46th street Any kind of fucking porn you want Tourists walk right by it; they’re so entranced by the fucking M&M’s store and the Coca-Cola sign They can’t get enough of the NASDAQ building that they totally don’t realize they’re walking by three strip clubs and fifteen e parlors that specialize in the ancient art of Rub N’ Tug

Maybe your ht for the hookers Look no further than 7th Avenue from 44th Street to 49th Street These wo the streets – you just gotta knohere to look and you’ll see More than likely, they see you And if they see that you’re a tourist, they’ll blend in so fucking well

I ot that Girls with nothing on except body paint? We've got that too You can take a picture of theainst your cock for 20 I’ serious

It's a fucking pit of licentiousness and debauchery

Which oddamn perfect for what I’m about to do

I walk up the stairs toward the podium

We already have so the audience and posing for pictures froraphers

I’d say we have a good crowd There are at least 10,000 people All the anizations are camped out

What? I know youKaneCo centers around pornography—right up there with Hawkelane Media—but porn has beco celebrate it And that’s good Because if there’s one forte that I have, it’s pleasing the fucking ladies