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I need to put as much distance between me and the Oval as possible

“If anyone needs ,” I say, almost out the door

“Wait just one minute, Lance,” the President says from behind me

Fuck I was so close to getting out of this one as well

I turn around to face the fucking music

Guess dad won’t approve oflist of other things, huh?

Oh well, I hear he’s gotten o see who he conned into his fake marital alliance

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Welco around the halls of power:

Thought you were safe? Had a great day yesterday? Well, hoould you like to know that we al that the United States ca tiht Adon are obviously not saying anything confir like this, but my spies in the White House tell me that it all started with some nookie

You read that right, readers So so buttons and got on the phone with the Russians What was said hasn’t been found out yet, but it was aggressive enough to get the Russian president, Diers

Yup We didn’t believe it at first either, but apparently the sex was so rough that the Russian president thought it was a prelude to hen he thought he was being spoken to

Can’t believe it? Our sources swear up and down that it’s true What’sme who theto believe