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Austin

I'—the Press Briefing rooer reporters, each staring at in the press conference

This is it

This is the o out and lie in front of the country

I’onna look into the cameras and lie to 320 million Americans

Jesus fucking Christ I can’t believe I’ht now, you know?

I mean,We’ve run a tight ca crazy

It’s the da wins, ya know? They just want to pull down and tear dohoever is in charge It sells newspapers or soible bachelor They pinpoint that and they start trying to destroy me Doesn’t matter what party I am Doesn’t matter what I believe in

And now I’onna lie to the enough to actually help the American people

I' at the podiu off to the side of the rooin I take a deep breath, straighten in

"Thank you all for joining ree that the ht"

I give this opener and look around at the crowd I hear hushed murmurs ripple across the rows of reporters

I continue, "Today, I'd like to address the 'President Player' headlines"

"Excuse me, Mr Bain, what is your relationship to South Korean ay reporter blurts out, interrupting ht

I doto that," I say "I would like to announce a new trade agreement between the United States and South Korea"