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Mr President Alexis Angel 13120K 2023-08-28

Froie Preston – our quirky and irreverent political reporter

It looks like President Austin Bain is using his time in office to come up to speed Did you see how I took yet another sex scandal and did a double entendre?

But in all seriousness, critics of the President were quick to charge that he was cheapening the role of the office and no other voice was as loud as the ever-present critic of the administration, Speaker of the House Bob Walker

“The President has a job to do that the Aest he spendthe ins and outs of all the pretty Washington ladies,” the Speaker commented to me when I asked him what he felt about the current situation

Allies are resolute however that the President really hasn't done anything wrong In fact, they sort of have a point Was there anything really wrong with acomfort, or whatever you want to call it, in the arirlfriend as far as we can tell No one exclusive

Additionally, he hasn’t given up any state secrets He hasn’t done anything criminal He hasn’t lied about it In fact, it’s quite the opposite according to those closest to him An almost TMI like culture has developed around the President when he recounts his past experiences omen he has been known to associate with Stories that are best “left in the locker rooer have the drive, sta to one source

So if anything, this has been just an eain for a White House that has becole P

resident’s extra-curricular activities And while therecriminal about it, in the court of public opinion, the real loser here is Austin Bain

And America

America needs a decider What we have instead is President Player

That’s right That’s iven to him by the media President Player And it’s this er ready on the nuclear launch codes all while he’s fixing schools and bringing back jobs

I don’t knoe’re supposed to be excited Or scared

Because President Player has so et lost every time an attractive wo A of a condom down a toilet?

Only one man knows the answer to this question, and his ansill impact 320 million Americans

And that man we call President Player