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“I’ll show you soet you home,” I say

CHAPTER TWENTY NINE: SAM WASHINGTON

When we get hoh into the bedroom

“Do you want to see the greatest thing?” I say

“Sure, shohat you’ve got there little lady,” he says with a rin

“Mhmmmthere will be plenty of tiot locked away” I get out of bed and go to the hallway closet I take out the box with Owen 20 I tiptoe back to the doorway “Close your eyes,” I say

“They’re already closed”

“Keep them closed, then” I silently stalk across the floor until I’m at his side When he opens his eyes I wave Owen 20 wildly in his face

“What the hell?” He sits up and puts a pillow over his face “Keep that thing away from me!”

I feel like if I start laughing I’ll never be able to stop, so instead I swat hiift

He doesn’t even try not to laugh He throws the pilloay, grabs the vibrator out of les it outside He’s laughing so hard that I’ to fall out “Get away fro to die!”

He looks at the vibrator “You really want it that bad?”

“No! I just don’t want you to die, you oaf!”

“Then co this thing at me?”

“Come back to bed I’ll tell you You can leave him there”