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It took et hihed “I don’t think so I have a bio test tomorrow”

“Ok” Noah lit a cigarette, just like Emmy He looked like a total tool Like he’s the vampire Marlboro Man or whatever

“What does blood taste like now?” I asked I can’t help it I still want to know I alant to know

“Singing,” he arette, and puffed out the s

The other week, o and works for so company He did that one billboard with the American Apparel kids all wrapped up in biohazard tape My mom cooked, whichthat He travels with his own can of Morton’s and made sure my steak tasted like beef jerky

“Kids in your condition have to be extra careful,” he said

“Yeah, I’nant, Uncle Jack”

“You really can’t afford to take the risk, Scout You have to think about your future There’s so much bleed these days”

That should prettyof smarmthat’ll probably killabout how that list of common causes is actually kind of out of date Like how kids used to use textbooks that said: o, so baby causes Like, it doesn’t have to be meat killed by a wolf anyht out Even for non-HRs We’ve always kept kosher, so it’s not really an issue for us, but plenty of other ones are They’ve acted like sex was on the no-no list since the beginning, but I don’t think it was I think that was recent If sex could turn you into a vaht by now Some people, who are assholes, call this bleed But never in front of an HR It’s just flat out rude

My Uncle Jack is an asshole I ht?

“My fir a clean camp up in Wisconsin Totally safe environment, absolutely scrubbed For HRs, it’s the safest place to be God, the only place to be, if I were HR! You should think about it”

“I don’t really want to move to Wisconsin”

“We wouldn’t feel right about that, Jack,” said my mother quietly “We’d rather have her close We take precautions, we take her in for shots”

Uncle Jackthe way old people do when they want to sound like they care but they don’t really “My heart just breaks for you, Scout, honey You, especially You mu

st be so scared, poor thing! I feel like if we could just get a handle on the risk vectors, we could gain so It’s pretty obvious the European eood”