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“He was buying me tampons” The words were out ofbetter to co fro tree—not that I had one, but the professor didn’t need to know that No, I went straight for the vagina problems: A professor’s kryptonite

Someone’s desk chair co their neck to see which psycho had shouted out ‘tae ethics class

“Excuseto me

A few people snickered behind ht as well pull out all the stops

Leaning forward like I was telling hi it to the entire class, I laid it on as thick as I could “Professor Buchanan, I have an extremely heavy flow and I wasn’t sure I could h my clothes, so I asked Berk to buy soot here with et the tampons”

“Wha—” The professor stared at me

I side-eyed Berk, telling hi

He moved his hands like if he touched the zipper he’d die of radiation burns

With another nod fro on his desk

I leaned over and shoved ency stash froht paper wrappers I raised theh seas of my period cruise “See, super heavy duty”

Berk stared at me, slack jawed Hell, half the class did—scratch that—the entire class stared ata olf transformation in front of their eyes My neck and cheeks were on fucking fire, but I had to save Berk fro unfairly punished

I waved them at the professor “Heavy flow” I repeated the words, slowly enunciating every syllable

Buchanan mumbled and sputtered “Please put those away I’ll allow it this time, but in the future, please take care of your personal needs before class”