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Please stay safe I think on would work out a way to kill me if I let harm come to you

I look forward to your book recommendations

Your truly,

Dickhead

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I sat with his letter for a while, not able to ignoreheart or the fire in ht now Not after that His apology and confession about the tower…

His delicious sexual comments…

His gratitude and the adon…

It was all so much to unpack

I didn’t want to leave hih I didn’t want him to think he’d overstepped I definitely didn’t want to stop this co in quickly

Dear Desperate to Fuck While Riding a Horse,

I need to get out of here I just carab a feded plant leaves I’ll report back later tonight with a s and other creatures you hate for no reason

Yourssssss truly (this isyou),

Finley

PS My favorite part was definitely when he got stuck in the pit Do not ruin that scene for me with semantics It’s fantasy Sometimes you need a little make-believe to ensure a horrible fall doesn’t kill the hero so that horse fucking is possible

PPS Goddess strikeon a horse Definitely a no to horse fucking

PPPS I hate this fucking birch

—Oh and I’ll get that worn-in book for you It’s a library book, though, so you’ll need to swap it for your copy Probably for the best, because I have a feeling you’ll be picturingwhile reading it I don’t want to subject other book borrowers to your sticky jizz pages

The end of the letter has now officially come