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Weren’t Sundays supposed to be a day off, a day of rest, a day of fa?

A day of God, actually, you say? Yeah, well, close enough

I thought so But as I was coht It was like an appendix to Murphy’s Law—Murphy’s Law of Marriage As a …you were

“Do you really have to go to work?” I whined And yes, it was just as obnoxious in real life as it sounded in your head, but it worked because I’m lovable

Cassie frowned slightly with pity and then reached down and twisted my nipple, and I let out a shriek

Okay, so it only partially worked because, in addition to being lovable, I’m also a pain in the ass

According toone But honestly, it was just the size ofwithout an equally balanced vat of faults Though, I contended that soatives were, in fact, positives

“Yes,” she said with a sigh and followed it up with my favorite eye roll My wife could pull off attitude like no one else, and hell if it didn’t drive me crazy

“Yes, you’re going to stay hoh I already knew the answer

“Yes, I have to go to work What, do you expectout barefoot in the kitchen all day because I’nant?”

I scoffed right into a chortle, but the venoret it nearly i with our second child—another boy according to the ultrasound—and no less of a challenge Hell on wheels was too soft a description for the wo a human only enhanced her natural traits She wouldn’t be who she was if she didn’t bust e a little uncomfortable But I wouldn’t be itated bear, so to speak

Oh, by the way… don’t tell her I compared her to a bear I’m quite attached to e of forty Thanks

“Come on, Crazy You spend approximately zero minutes of your day in the kitchen”

She scoffed “Like you’re a saint”

I laughed at her co to do with the amount of time she did or didn’t—didn’t—spend in the kitchen

“I didn’t say anything about being a saint”

“That’s right! You’re fluffing not You’re also a fluffing idiot for bringing up anything other than ht now Do you even remember that your dick is inside me?”

I did, in fact, re the Supercock harder by the minute

“I’ sex and falls asleep”

“Take that back! It happened one time!”

I shookloved e had battles in theabout the coht where I was—how suited ere for one another

“Nooo,” I corrected “It didn’t It happened at least twice And after that, I’ure out how to fake alertness in a sleep state”

Chagrined, she did her best iy

“Shut up, and fuck me”

Notoriously, her apologies tended to look a little different in the wild than soht be used to in the societal zoo

“I ah “Can’t you tell?”

“Oh, whoops I guess I couldn’t feel your tiny dick”

I guffawed, nearly shouting each bark of laughter She covered ”

“Okay,” I agreed through a hand- your coital-quarrel sharpness”

I jolted my hips up under hers for emphasis, and she moaned

“Yeah,” I taunted She licked her lips with a s shrine-worthy tits bounced before settling back on top of her pregnant swell

“Thank God your sto my hands all over her rounded belly She looked perfect up there, sitting astride me with my cock nestled deep inside

“What?” she shrieked and smacked me on the shoulder “Why would you say that?”

“Because, Crazy How else would you support these beautiful, big, succulent,perfect titties of yours?”

“Thatch!”