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“Seth Stallard has the biggest damn mouth of any man on God’s earth”

“So I hear”

“It’s not like what you think,” she said

“I hope it’s exactly what I think,” Aunt Lisa said “Lord knows, I’ve had a fine time with a feboys in my day Best time I ever had in bed ith three of them as a matter of fact”

“Do I need to hear this?”

“Not really,” she said “Besides, I want all the details about you and the Stallards Are they hung?”

“OMG! I’ this conversation”

“And I’ll hang up if you start talking in text-language” A beat later, she said, “I’ll let you off the hook about the Stallard stallions You need to knohat’s important Dude frouys tried to rough un Sally I drew on them They drew on me And well, it was a standoff, if you knohat I mean”

“You drew on them?” Lindsey rolled her eyes She couldn’t picture Aunt Lisa with a water pistol, un

“Daht I did Nobody co threats I’ll set ’eht”

“I forgot you were Bonnie Badass”

“Listen kid, I could help if it would save you, but the thing is, I don’t think I can help It’s bigger than er than you, too Apparently, this dude ns the strip joint also has a vested interest in that far to auction”

“I know Seth and Beck have explained it all”

“Honey, I know you’re probably at a crossroads and you don’t knohich way to go but trust me on this I’ve seen the way those two look at you Fro that you would have one of those great love stories, you knohat I’ tsunami”

“Aunt Lisa, I’ve never heard that and I’m not sure it makes sense”