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"I know so Jon thinks he wants to have a ful relationship, but he isn't ready for a real cos attached Heather wants a hot guy to bang whenever she has a night off They're made for each other"

She's s so wide it makes me feel depressed because, well, I am underwhelmed with Man Bun

On paper, he should tick all my boxes Smart Educated Ambitious Sensual Cultured Tall Dark Handsome even if he has a man bun and curly moustache

Many women would be happy to have his attention

"Oh, here co her eyebrows "He's a hunk, isn’t he? Admit it – you think he's hot and smart"

I watch Evan approach, two glasses of what looks like storm drain water in his hands

"Man bun," I say, disheartened

"What?" Marina turns to"You don't like his hair? It's very fashionable"

"He's a hipster," I say under my breath

A pretentious hipster

"Exactly," she whispers "He's cool And very sensual Now enjoy"

Then she leavesEvan on his way fro?" she asks as they stop briefly in the h that I can hear

"Good," he says and raises his eyebrows to her "Very good"

Then he turns to lasses "Cheers"

I force yet another smile "Cheers"