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"Oh, here he cohter "Be nice"

Be nice Like I'm not nice

Into the bar walks this tall fucker with dark hair and eyes, and a fucking goatee He's wearing a tweed blazer with actual fucking leather patches on his elbows And jeans He must be forty if he's a day

Old, in other words There's actual gray in his hair at the sides

"Hilare "He's an old e?"

"I did a really careful review of hireat match"

"I didn't know the app was ready…" I harru drink fro at hiht for her"

"The soft launch is next month We hard launch later, but I wanted to use India as a test subject I've signed up about a thousand people to use as test matches Most from Stanford and SFU He ticks all her boxes"

I watch the dickhead professor of philosophy approach our table I don't knoho this fucker is, but he's not the kind of man for India That m

uch I do know just by looking at him How could he be? I can tell by the way he looks and dresses and walks that he's a stuffy old man How could India be with someone like him?

"He's too old for her"

"Shush," Marina says and turns to the guy as he walks up to the table, all smiles "Thoht back"

"I did ht froet an Uber driver who actually knows the fastest routes I was giving a guest lecture at ot swar to talk after the lecture I et on the next plane out Barely made it"

He gives us all a soatee

I hate him