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She’s fiery, beautiful, has this sassy attitude that demands attention from everyone within her orbit, and is worth way more in value of character than I am in money

I don’t kno I missed her

I don’t knohy it tookto really see her

Two years, right there in front of

Maybe it’s because I need to stop drowning myself in work so much Maybe she didn’t want to be seen

No matter the reason, it only took one spur-of-the- into my world

I wasn’t prepared for her

And I sure as hell had no idea she’d knockass

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That’s me

And this story?

Well, that’s us

My eyes! Dear God, my eyes!

There were things in life that, once seen, were daht to the retinas…three hours of perfect porn GIFs…hell, even a lobotoes

Lucky for me, I had co pictures Dick pics, to be more specific And let’s just say this latest one was not pic-worthy Not by a long shot Or a short shot, if I took size into consideration This was the kind of pic that would leave any wo why Why? Why would anyone want to advertise they were the owner of this?

It was the greht had taken a turn for the worse What was supposed to be a nice evening in, watching TV with htmare of pubes, wrinkled balls, and a crown that was not fit for a king

I banged ers across the keypad with a response

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