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He usually had kids like them for breakfast: he would have his et, and that would've been the end of it
But because his state of ennui hadout of character and taking personal control of the hunt With just a few clicks, he had his ar the entire Internet for his target, and every 'crew' that his bots reported to hience
There was nothing too silly or far-fetched for his always-running bots, and that was how he had inevitably found her
Her real name was Sara Perez, but all of her online profiles had her listed as Sara Crewe, and that was how she had unwittingly screwed herself over, punch fucking line intended
One click was all it had taken to reveal her most recent online activity Just one click, and the monster had its first peek into her world as the letters she typed made their way to her screenand his
SARA CREWE: Can we Netflix and chill, y'all?
The Little Prince's Rose: Firstly: y'all is NOT slang, and you have no business using it if you're not from the South
Sara Crewe: Does it count if I love watching Dynasty?
Jane Eyre: Nope!
The Little Prince's Rose: And secondly, "Netflix and chill" should not be taken literally It's basically the code word for hoinal self would be too shy to use
Sara Crewe: Don't be too sure I can end up Netflixing and chilling with a stranger because of FOMO
Jane Eyre: Uhthe correct way to say that would be just Netflix and chilling
Sara Crewe: Whatevs
Jane Eyre: WHY is it so important anyway? Is it really so bad for people at your workplace to know that words more than five letters don't scare you?
Sara Crewe: Uhyeah
The Little Prince's Rose: Yikes You should really leave that shithole and find a job somewhere else
Sara Crewe: It's fine Getting bullied is nothing new to me
The Little Prince's Rose: Why do you speak like a ninety year old?
Jane Eyre: Yeah, you never spilled the tea on that one
Sara Crewe: WHOA!
Jane Eyre: Whoa?
The Little Prince's Rose: What she said