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Dr Walling arrives a few aret Thatcher’s former political secretary) visited me, I told hi, Monday to Friday, you were guaranteed to see a doctor at nine o’clock the same day

Stephen asked if I could think of a criet all his medical problems sorted out

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MURDERER WEDS PRISON PSYCHIATRIST is the sort of headline one ht expect to read in the Sun

Today Andy, a lifer who has served twelve years, has been granted a week’s leave He has been a model prisoner and expects to be released some time next year While he was in his previous prison, Ashwell, part of his rehabilitation course included regular s with the prison psychiatrist, and as the ht to point out at this stage that Andy is thirty-five, six foot one, with the dark swarthy looks of an Italian film star When he was transferred to NSC, the psychiatrist visited hiularly A report of her visit was passed back to her own prison, and she subsequently had to resign froh and her relationship with Andy continued to blossom Today they were married at a ceremony in Boston attended by five officers and nine prisoners

NSC currently has twenty-three resident murderers, and I think I’ve met every one of them Three of them, includin

g Andy, are aentlest people I have ever come across

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One of the in to take an MDT It’s well known that he’s a heroin addict, and has found yet another way to beat the systeovernor can only add twenty-eight days to his sentence, whereas if he agrees to take it and then proves positive for heroin, he could be sentenced to fifty-six extra days and even be shipped out to a B-cat However, Mr Vessey points out that should he refuse a second time, they can ship him out the same day

DAY 269

SATURDAY 13 APRIL 2002

The new chapel orderly committed an unusual crime ‘On the out’ he was an accounts executive for a well-known furniture company He became head of the complaints department, whose responsibility it was to ensure that when custooods they received a refund and the article was returned to the store’s seconds department

One Christmas, the chapel orderly purchased a sofa for his mother, but she didn’t like it He returned the sofa and applied for a refund, giving his own naally It was then that the man realized that only he and the co a false naus clai the na the following year, he supplemented his incoirlfriend (she unwittingly) lived in co the su himself a bonus over the Christmas rush

So hoas he caught? A secretary mistakenly opened a random file on her computer, and was surprised by what she found – how could 127 people living at the same address all require a refund for 127 different pieces of furniture they’d ordered over the past year?