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Brody turns white “Oh shit” He drops to his knees and places his hands over Rainey’s stomach “Babies, if you can hear me, please, please, please have little identical penises My nerves can’t handle two beautiful girls I’d have to spend the next eighteen years fighting off little horny assholes”

Everyone laughs, thinking Brody’s joking, but I’m pretty sure he’s not

Rainey shakes her head, used to his dramatics by now “You’re ridiculous”

He rises to his full height and plants a kiss on her lips “You wouldn’t knohat to do with me if I wasn’t”

Rainey looks tothree children, aren’t I?”

I nod “I’ns point to yes”

She groans “What did I get myself into?”

Brody sot into you”

My mom and Rainey both smack him on the back of the head

“Ow! What the hell?” he shouts

Devyn and Riley join our little circle, with Nate snoozing soundly in his daddy’s arms

“What’s with all the shouting over here?” Devyn asks

I point toidentical twins”

Devyn’s and Riley’s eyes widen

Riley pats Brody on the back “Congrats, dude”