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Riley helps Devyn finish dinner while Nathan and I build Hot Wheel garages out of Legos

“So, what’s neith you, little dude?”

He grabs his junk “My pee pee pops out all the time”

I fight back a laugh “Maybe if you stopped touching it all the time, it wouldn’t pop out so much”

He thinks about that for a few seconds “But I like touching it all the time!”

I lose the battle with hter “It is pretty fun, isn’t it? Just wait until you discover girls It gets even better”

He scrunches his face “Girls are gross My friend, Aliyah, at preschool tries to kiss et her stinky face away from me”

I lean down “I’ive you soarten so I think we should discuss this man to man Okay?”

Nate’s eyes widen “Uh huh”

“Girls are thein the whole world You should always be super nice to them and tell them they’re pretty You should never call them names”

“Even mommies?”

I smile “Even mommies And you knohat else?”

“What?”

“I love it when girls want to kiss me”

“You do?” he asks incredulously