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Devyn rolls her eyes “Thanks a lot, Lorraine” She turns to Nathan “Honey, we’ll talk about it when you’re a little older”

“Aw, Mom,” Nate whines

I mess up his hair “Don’t worry, dude Trust me, you’ll have plenty of time to think about it and talk about it later”

Devyn sticks her tongue out at , Drew”

I shrug “What? It’s true The little guy’s already off to a good start playing with his schlong all the time”

“What’s a schlong?” Nathan asks

Oops

“DREW!” Devyn shouts

“What is it, Mommy?”

She sighs “He’s talking about your penis, honey”

Nathan giggles “My penis is funny It’s all squishy and stuff But then sometimes it sticks up”

Everyone laughs at that one My nephew is never light on entertainment, that’s for sure Especially since he becaood ol’ pork n’ beans What can I say? Guys are fascinated by their junk And if I’row that We just learn to censor ourselves better as we get older

Devyn hangs her face in her hands “I’ battle, aren’t I?”

Riley pulls her into a side hug and kisses her temple “Pretty much”

Devyn looks toward Rainey “You’d better be having a girl There is way too much testosterone in this bunch”