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“No, you idiot” She rolls her eyes as she pulls the tag off “They give you jumpsuits to wear but I’ll have to bunch my dress up a bit when I put it on I don’t really feel like flashing everyone Stay right where you are for a sec to shield me while I put these on”

Fuck, now I’ that dress up myself Aaaaand my cock wakes up evenand a whole lotta smooth skin

She does a little then her dress is put back in place “There Now, nobody will see my undies”

I wink “I wouldn’t say nobody”

Charlee lifts her eyebrows suggestively “That was a preview for later”

I groan I should’ve known she did that on purpose

And it had the desired effect, irl

Still not helping, asshole

I will my dick to calm down as we stand in line to pay for her shorts You’d think the fact that I’m about to jump from almost 900 feet up would do the job, but nooooooo, not with Charlee by my side This damn woman makes me lose all sense

We get to the check-in station, sign our life away, and get suited and harnessed up We put on our special juh that process, I was fine, but as the elevator doors open to the platforhter and bravery is pretty ate risk—do whatever’s necessary to keep everyone safe Intentionally juainst every instinct I have Yet, I’m about to do it anyway

Ladies, if you don’t already understand the power of the pussy, this is a perfect exahs turns men into dumbasses

“Hey!” the attendant says “You guys ready to do this?”

“Yes!” Charlee shouts

“No,” I say at the same time

The guy laughs, probably thinking that I’o first?”