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“But we just got here,” he says, frowning “How could you possibly know that already?”

Um, because I have a serious proble you, Bryce Thanks for the latte”

I swing et the hell out of the coffee shop before he has the chance to stop me When I’ve rounded the corner, I pull my cell out of my purse and dial

Devyn picks up on the first ring “Hey, I thought you had a date right now”

“I did,” I say “But another one bites the dust”

“I’ood vibes on this one What happened?”

“Another liar Why do I keep getting these assholes? That’s the sixth one since I joined SeattleSinglescoive upteams?”

She laughs “Oh, Rainey, we both know you love the D way too much for that to happen”

“True,” I grudgingly admit “I just don’t understand why it’s so hard I haven’t had sex in eighteen one inity I’m pretty sure Gina is riddled with cobwebs at this point”

“I’ to differ,” she retorts

You’re probably confused, aren’t you? I just said I haven’t had sex in eighteen months Let me clarify Scott is my favorite vibrator Why’d I pick that nah said?

“And would you please stop referring to your lady bits by that stupid name?” Devyn continues “There’s a woe anyti Before I irly parts worked just fine”

I ignore her coonna stop

“Yeah, but you were a single nant before that That’s net for losers I’ chicken If I have any hope of finding the future father of my child, I need to actually find someone worthy of a second date”

She laughs “Okay, first of all, thirty-three is not old You help deliver babies for a living, Lorraine You know ive birth later in life these days”