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Drew h! Please do not tell ot it on like Donkey Kong’?” He looks sternly at Rye “Dude, no offense, but I’ to have to kick your ass if you’ve seen my baby sister naked”

“Um” Riley stammers “We…uh…” He looks to e; it was like we shared the saed because he’s asking me with his eyes hoant this to play out Now isn’t that a loaded question?

“No, you idiot,” I interrupt “Riley and I were just friends Acquaintances, really No nudity involved I haven’t even spoken to him since senior year By the ho uses phrases like ‘Get it on like Donkey Kong’? I swear Nathan is more mature than you sometimes”

“Phew!” Dreings a heavy ar about hisus into hi our bodies a little too close for comfort “Thank fuck! I didn’t want there to be any aardness C’rab our seats and watch the Seahawks kick ass!”

Right, no aardness at all

RILEY

FRIENDS? NO WAIT, ACQUAINTENCES? Da blow over I was counting on the old adage, ti to reveal the fact that she lost her virginity to me, but I think I’ clai I’m insulted; I am insulted She was my best friend and I know she felt the same way about me She was the only woman in my life besides my mom that I ever cared about Hell, I ain And now she’s practically fallen into my lap my first week in town This has to be more than a crazy coincidence

Wait a second…is she the sister Dreas talking about? I neverDoes she really have a kid? He said it’s been five years since that asshole had du the math in ether If this dickbag broke her heart, that ht after hooking up with uess her ‘I love you’ was all for show She really was just interested in popping her cherry thenon, wasn’t she?

Trying to conceal how angry I a has it been, anyway?”

“I’ve been great,” she replies with a saccharine tone that doesn’thas it been? Our senior year was about five years ago, I suppose Isn’t it a fun? If I reo out and have a lot of fun, don’t you?”

Ouch Yeah, so I’ve slept with a lot of woe Sex with randoo It took et hard for someone else And believe et his dick waxed anywhere, anyti lifetiirl is, it’s just not as good as I reorized now: BD and AD Before Devyn and After Devyn I hate adic pussy indeed I re that I’d ruin her for every other man when in reality… she’s the one who has ruined me I’m such a dumbass

I’o for the jugular with“So, Drew tells ratulations are in order Who’s the dad?”

“DUDE!” Drew shouts

Devyn’s face turns beet red as her mouth falls open She levels Dreith a look that I can’t make sense of and says, “You told him? What the hell, Drew?”

Drew gives lare “Me? If anyone deserves a ‘what the hell’ it’s this asshole! Dude, what the hell?”