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“I take it you lost that last round of beer pong?” I ask when Kelly gives up singing Katy Perry’s “I Kissed A Girl” to plant a wet one on my cheek

“I haven’t won a ga since I was sixteen” Kelly throws her head between her legs and tosses one empty McDonald’s cup after another behind her into the back seat She sits up, her head finding the headrest with a thud “I think I lost my phone”

I press ht a scowl Kelly is a train wreck of epic proportions Her flip-flop broke two parties ago, she’s slept with three guys that I know of, and now she can’t remember where she tucked her phone

Do I think she needs rehab?

No, but if you look up hot mess in the dictionary, you’ll find her picture

“It’s in your bra”

“Huh?” Kelly looks down, finally realizing the end of her bright pink iPhone case is visible between her hs “There it is!”

My aunt sure kno to pick them

“Hey, I know that truck!” Kelly pulls her phone fro to find the nu?”

Her high-pitched voice falters when the mystery man on the other end talks I can’t understand what he’s saying, but I knohat he wants By the way Kelly is licking her lips, it sees up and says, “Turn there”

“No It’s like two in the et you hoo to bed”

“It’s too late to drive back to your aunt’s place Just crash at ht” Kelly folds her hands, prayer style “Please”

Considering I have to go back to her house for ht doesn’t sound like the worst idea At least there I can sleep in Aunt Tricia insists the whole house be up at five am, no matter what day of the week it is “Fine”

Kelly shrieks and points at an upcoht “There! Turn there!”

After ht, we eventuallylot, seconds before a truck pulls in Kelly juer seat before it can shift into park