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She starts the movie and I finish with the popcorn

“You want any snacks?” I ask

“Just some lemons,” she replies

I shake ood for you”

“I want a le her a le to cuton if she wants me to live or not

“Okay, okay” I raisethe pieces in a bowl

I’nant, you’ll do just about anything to keep her sane Thea’s crazy, on a good day—but pregnant, she’s certifiable

If that ets lemons

Sometimes, it also means I have to drive thirty et her a McFlurry That’s only happened once so far, so I’ to complain

But soets, the crazier and worse she’s going to get about things

And I get it

She has a baby inside her, and that baby is going to get big, and she’s going to be miserable

She’s never going to want five kids

Having a faht about or obsessed over I’uy I had school, football, and fa fa we’d have five kids That’s probably soht to tell her, but it never came up—I knew she wanted a family some day, and I didn’t take it further than there