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While watching my best friend on a date

With the most insufferably self-absorbed little twat in all of Fairview and Spruce combined

My mama didn’t let me down, that’s for sure She really does kno to pick them Why on Earth she’d pick Malcol to punish hi to punish Patricia and the rest of the Parker family?

Is she trying to punish me?

I watch Bobby laugh at soid shoulders of Malcolm move with a cool-mannered chuckle

Not that I can see much, over here in the corner of the roo time-out

A server passes by one aisle over—it’s so her doith a wave of my hand She spots me at once, then makes her way to my table

“Hello, sir,” she greets et you?”

She’s a gorgeous blonde avy hair that cascades down her breasts, fraht in between her partly-unbuttoned blouse She is the stuff of every boy’s drea blue eyes to her curvy, synched hips and the southern twang in her voice

Ain’t none of that sexiness touching eneral direction of Bobby and his date “Hey, you see that couple over there? At that table in the middle of the room?”

She lifts her face and follohere I’ “Um …”

“Yeah, theht there The two boys on a date”

“Oh!” She brings a hand to her ay couple? Them two boys?”

“Yeah, them two boys”

“Are you sure?” She takes another peek

“Yes Are you listening? Hey” I s my bite finally and nod their way “You wanna do me a favor?”

“You can’t tell they’re gay” She studies the one of those leather-bound check presenters against her chest with so out of the top “Like, at all I uessed”

“Okay, well, that’s beside the point Can you do me a—”

“I mean, they’re both super handsome Especially the one in the blue button shirt”

“That’s my best friend Bobby”